I am a prisoner in my office.

[Kristin]

I can't leave for fear that some very large (bigger than me) woman is going to kick my ass.

I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut.

I went outside to smoke, (I've cut down to three a day) and these three large women came walking by. They were all dressed in tight leggings and capris, with cami tanks...not bra tanks, either, and rolls of fat seeping out at every angle.

So I light up the ciggie, and one of them, of course, the biggest one of the three, says "Oh, that's stupid" and I said "You mean me?" and she said "Yeah, that's nasty", pointing to the ciggie.

So of course, my unique power of word vomit, in which the words come flooding out before I've actually had a chance to think them through, takes over and I say "As long as we're talking nasty, honey, you do not have the body for those clothes". She said "excuse me?" and started walking towards me, and I just said "whatever" and dropped the ciggie to the ground and walked back inside where they couldn't get me.

Now I'm a-scared. She might be outside waiting to kick my ass. At least it's Sunday, so she can't get in the building I'm in.

[ladyt220]

I would *facepalm* or whap you round the head for the verbal leakage, but sometimes things like that are too hard to resist.
Glass-houses, stone-throwing, yadda yadda.

[Kristin]

Well, what's worse is, the door to go outside is right next to my office, so anytime anybody goes in or out, and since it's Sunday, there should be like nobody, I hear the door slam and I get freaked out...

[ladyt220]

I would think if she's still out there waiting to pound you an hour later then she'd be an unusually dedicated person.

[Kristin]

Nah, she was gone like 5 seconds later. But you never know with some people.

[ladyt220]

Wel as long as you made it home unmolested. As long as it's the good kind of unmolested and not the bad kind of "Oh, what do you mean you won't molest me, mister Hugh?" kind of unmolested. Because that would kinda' suck.

[Kristin]

ladyt220 said:

Wel as long as you made it home unmolested. As long as it's the good kind of unmolested and not the bad kind of "Oh, what do you mean you won't molest me, mister Hugh?" kind of unmolested. Because that would kinda' suck.

Nah, because in my head it's "What? You want me to molest you right here, Mr. Huu? At the train station? Ah, well, whatever you wish."

[ladyt220]

*lol* Well this is true. Though you know if you happen to bump into #3 out there he likes to give as good as he gets.